Monday, December 31, 2007

beetchy

Oh hey...long time no see...muahahah...aku memang suka hilang hilang...bukan apa, macam chipsmore gitu...Now you see it, now you don't.

Anyhow, it's the last day of 2007, gregorian-ly speaking. So, what better time to drop by to assure people that I am apparently alive. Not that you care. But hey, you never know?

Anywayz, supposed to do resolutions and what nots and yes, given that one of my resolutions is to be less of a bitch...I would thus like to take this opportunity to be as beetchy as I want to be.

First and foremost, to my ass-kissing, brown-nosing, peacock-strutting, brain-addled nicompoopish colleagues, I hope you have a wonderful year ahead trying to live up to that perfect image you have somehow managed to dupe the zombified management team into believing actually exists. Seriously.

Secondly, to suckers out there who seem to think that being single is some kind of social crime, F*** OFF.

Thirdly, to those having crushes or in the process of being crushed...time to snap out of it. I mean, like seeeeriously....How much longer is the whining supposed to continue?? It's not healthy!!!

Ohhhh...which brings me to morons who have somehow managed to convince themselves that they are super-sought after. You know what? I don't give a flying fish. I'll be honest here...whatever you're saying...I don't think so. What are you? Naive or just plain delusional???? Come on...we're way past teenhood...This is SOOOO not the time to "I think about a million guys are in love with me, just that they've never confessed their feelings"...WAKE UP, ALREADY! If the friggin faggots are truly in love, then get them to own up for as long as they don't, then seriously, you're just walking on clouds. And I seriously don't think that I will enjoy being the one to have to pick up the pieces for you. On the other hand, supposing it be true, those friggin faggots better get their balls together...

Which is a perfect lead up to....the friggin' faggots. Are you a man or are you a wimp? Yeah, I get it...today's time...role reversals...yadda yadda yadda...I don't give a shit. Until the day you bloody idiotic boob-deprived folks are able to bear babies, I don't buy the role reversal arguments. Be a friggin' man and stop hiding behind a female...The saying goes, behind every successful man is a woman...not IN FRONT OF.

Erm, that shd be it for now.

Happy 2008.

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